by
Christian Hartsock
Liberals are like babies. They are. You give a baby
a beautiful, shining glass vase and he’ll smash it on the floor. In the
same way, God gave us marriage and sex and liberals have ruined both of
those too.
In the 1950s, marriage was something women looked
forward to, so much that they married at ages like 19 and 20. (Part of the
reason was because they were actually waiting until marriage to have sex,
unlike liberals, who encourage young teenagers to lick condoms and show
their “orgasm faces” in front of a camera during mandatory “AIDS
Awareness” presentations.)
To a woman, a man interested in commitment was the
biggest turn-on. It was commitment that young women longed for. In fact,
for generations since, the stereotype has been that women long for
commitment while men have at least fourteen one-night-stands to get out of
their system before they even consider settling down with a woman. (And
even after they’re married if they find another one buried deep under the
cushions, oh well! A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do.)
But not anymore. Today women are afraid of
commitment. While they may have a soft spot for songs with lyrics like “If
you leave me now, you’ll take away the biggest part of me” or “Michelle…I
need you, I need you, I need you…,” if you yourself utter those words to a
woman, she will accuse you of “overwhelming” or “suffocating” her and will
immediately dash to open the nearest window and gasp for breath.
This is what feminism has done to women. It has
demonized marriage, it has demolished prudence, and it has denigrated the
concept of commitment. The only types of marriages liberals like are ones
that involve male-on-male sodomy or lesbian fisting. A friend of mine was
subbing at an elementary school in Oakland a few years ago and during a
faculty lunch he overheard one teacher explaining how this poor, naïve
young girl told her that she was going to wait until marriage to have sex.
In a patronizing and condescending tone reminiscent of the way liberals
talk to blacks, the woman told the girl, “Well honey, you wanna go for a
test-drive before you buy the car, don’t you?” (And who says kids get
better education out of private schools or homeschooling?)
Aside from seeing it as a form of chauvinistic
slavery, liberals see marriage as a commitment in the same way they see
talking to someone on the subway as a commitment. Remember when first base
was asking a girl out, second base was kissing her, and third base was a
relationship? Well now, first base is having sex, second base is getting
married, and third base is leaving your spouse for Angelina Jolie.
Nowadays, for women, the prerequisites to getting
married (whatever that means) are having sex with about a dozen men and
having at least one abortion (and preferably a partial-birth one).
If liberals only knew what they were missing out on
with their hedonism and their debauchery and their insistence on
fornicating with every fish in the sea before they do the whole “marriage”
thing, they would realize that it is devout Christians who are having the
best sex right now out of anyone on the planet.
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Christian Lee Hartsock, 19, is a screenwriter, filmmaker and
political columnist. He has been a guest on Sharon Hughes' talk radio
show, and his columns have been run in various newspapers, publications
and websites including AmericanDaily.com, Newsmax.com, Political
Vanguard.com, RenewAmerica.us, TheConservativeVoice.com, The Berkeley
Daily Planet, the World Magazine blog and others. A native of Oakland,
California, Chris is currently a student at Brooks Institute of
Photography in Ventura where he is pursuing a Bachelor of Arts Degree in
Film and Video Production. He is at work on a film called "Separation," a
documentary on the secular left's attempts to purge Christianity from the
public square as well as a feature film that he wrote called "The Ministry
of Absence.” Christian is also at work on a book titled, “Twice Crucified
– How Christians Are Caving in to Liberalism.” You can visit his website
at
www.ChristianHartsock.com and write to him at P.O. Box 5633 –
Berkeley, CA 94705 or e-mail him at
ChrisHartsock86@Aol.com.
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